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I love you 24 hours seven days a week
14324*7
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As far as I can tell
AFAICT
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As Soon As F'ing Possible
ASAFP
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A Storm In A Tea Cup
ASIATC
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And where can I get one ?
AWCIGO
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The details are boring
b3
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Be back in a minute
BBIAM
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Boyfriend or Best Friend
BF
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Burning the candle at both ends
BTCABE
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Be There In A Minute
BTIAM
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Big wet kiss on the lips
BWKOTL
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Bursting with laughter
BWL
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Catch Me At The Web
CM@TW
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Chat post (a chat message)
CP
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Crying real big tears
CRBT
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Can't See The Wood For The Trees
CSTWFTT
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See you in my dreams
CUIMD
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Can't wait to see you
CW2CU
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Don't ask me how I know
DAMHIK
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Dont Hold Your Breath
DHYB
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Don't Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth
DLGHITM
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Don't Put Off Until Tomorrow What You Can Do Today
DPOUTWYCDT
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Divorced White Professional Female
DWPF
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Don't Wash Your Dirty Linen In Public
DWYDLIP
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Every Picture Tells A Story
EPTAS
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Estimated time of arrival
ETA
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I will look into it (as in FBI)
fbi
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Football (meaning soccer)
footy
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From the bottom of my heart
FTBOMH
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F'd up beyond recognition
FUBR
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Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUD
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Grinning ducking and running
GD&R
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Garbage in, garbage out
GIGO
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Giggling my butt off
GMBO
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Great minds think alike
GMTA
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Grinning running and ducking
GRD
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Get out of my dreams
GtOutaMyDr
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Hope to see you soon
H2CUS
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Happy birthday to you
hbtu
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Hanging head in shame
HHIS
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It's Better To Be Safe Than Sorry
IBTBSTS
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I couldn't care less
ICCL
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It Is Better To Have Loved And Lost Than Not To Have Loved At All
IIBTHLALTNTHLAA
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If I recall correctly
IIRC
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If I understand correctly
IIUC
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I love you more and more each day
IluvUM&MED
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I love you more each day
ILUVUMED
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I love you with all my heart
ILUWAMH
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I Love You Very Much
ILYVM
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In my arrogant opinion
IMAO
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In my considered opinion
IMCO
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In my educated opinion.
IMEO
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In my humble opinion
IMHO
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In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSHO
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Infrastructure Management Services
IMS
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I miss talking to you
IMTTY
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It's not over till the fat lady sings
INOTTFLS
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It Never Rains But It Pours
INRBIP
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I only want to be with you
iowan2bwu
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I say it all the time
ISIATT
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In the eyes of the beholder
ITEOTB
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It Takes Two To Tango
ITTTT
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I think you'll find I'm right
ITYFIR
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If you know what I mean
IYKWIM
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Just my two pence worth
JM2p
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Just out of curiosity
JOOC
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Just to let you know
JTLYK
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Keep it simple, stupid
KISS
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Okay Thanks Goodbye
Kthxbye
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Look after the pennies the pounds will look after themselves
latpatpwlat
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Laughing my ass off!
LMAO
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Laughing my head off
LMHO
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Laughing my socks off
LMSO
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Love To Love You Baby
LTLYB
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Love you forever and always
LU4E&A
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Love you with all my heart
LUWAMH
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Living without your love
LWYL
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Love you like a sister
LYLAS
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Love you with all my heart
LYWAMH
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My Hat's Off To You
MHOTY
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Millions of Dollars
Million$
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Member of the same sex
MOTSS
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More will be revealed later
MWBRL
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Mind your own business
MYOB
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No News Is Good News
NNIGN
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None of your business
NOYB
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No response necessary
NRN
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Once Bitten Twice Shy
OBTS
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Old lady ( significant other )
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Old Man (significant other)
OM
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Off the top of my head
OTTOMH
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Or words to that effect
OWTTE
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Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PEBCAK
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A manager of prostitutes
pimp
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Portable media player
PMP
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Person of no account
PONA
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Read between the lines
RBTL
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Aren't you a cutie
RNTUAQT
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Rolling on floor laughing
ROFL
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Rolling on floor laughing my ass off
ROFLMAO
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Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFL
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Rolling On The Floor
ROTF
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Rolling on floor laughing my ass off
ROTFLMAO
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Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off
ROTLFBO
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Read the F**king manual
RTFM
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Read the F**king message
RTFM
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Read the F**king screen
RTFS
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Read The F**king Source
RTFS
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Are You Free To Chat
RUF2C
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Are you free to talk?
RUF2T
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Are you Male or Female
RUMF
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Someone very special
S1VS
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Slaps head in disgust
SHID
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Somebody had to say it
SHTSI
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Slow learner under guidance
SLUG
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Intellectually sexy
smexy
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So many sites so little time
SMSSLT
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Situation normal: all F'd up
SNAFU
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Sense of humor failure
SOHF
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Standard operating procedure
SOP
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Short of time, must go
SOTMG
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Speak to you later
Spk2UL8R
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scientific wild ass guess
swag
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Sealed with a loving kiss
SWALK
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Scientific wild guess
SWG
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Thanks for letting us know
T4LUK
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There ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TANSTAAFL
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The Camera Never Lies
TCNL
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Take care of yourself
TCOY
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Two's Company Three's A Crowd
TCTAC
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The end of the world as we know it
TEOFWAWKI
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Tongue in Cheek (satirical)
TIC
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Thanks but No Thanks
TBNT
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These things take time
TTTT
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To whom it may concern
TWIMC
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The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach
TWTAMHITHS
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Unpolitically correct
unPC
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Your the one for me
urda14me
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You Talking to Me
Utlkn2Me
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We Owned the Other Team
w00t
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What do you mean by that ?
WDYMBT
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Worthy Oriental Gentleman
WOG
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Western Oriental Gentleman
WOG
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Way To Much Information
WTMI
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What you see is what you get
WUCIWUG
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What's your real name
WYRN
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What you see is what you get
WYSIWYG
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You gotta be kidding
YGBK
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You know what you can do
YKWYCD
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Your mileage may vary
YMMV
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Yeah, sure, whatever you say
YSWUS
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You talking to me
YTLKIN2ME
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You turn me on baby
YTMOB
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You're welcome in advance.
YWIA
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You win some you lose some
YWSYLS
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Yeah yeah sure sure whatever
YYSSW
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