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RHONDA. Well, why would you give me somethin' that's gonna frustrate?!?
DAVE. No, no, no, I just mean you gotta not try to look for anything, that's what'll frustrate you. You gotta just kinda look at it, so it doesn't know you're lookin' at it.
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RHONDA. What're you talkin' about?
DAVE. You gotta trick it! Trick it! See? Trick it, trick it! Gotta not let it know. And hopefully you'll eventually see what it is. It's a common thing, it's sometin' everybody knows. There ya go, there ya go!
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RHONDA. This is stupid. I don't see anything.
DAVE. No, you were doin' good!
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RHONDA. Dave!
DAVE. All right, all right, then, do this: Do what you usually do around the house at night, and check it out real casual-like, and --
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RHONDA. I usually have a Bud and talk to you on the phone.
DAVE. Well, do that. Where's the kitchen? // I'll get you a Bud, and you can talk to me --
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RHONDA. N-n-n-n-no!>
DAVE. What?
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RHONDA. I'm outta Bud. Only got Natty Lite.
DAVE. All right, I'll get you a Natty Lite, // and you can have your beer and talk to me --
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RHONDA. N-n-no!
- DAVE. Why not? Come on, let's go inside and get us a coupla beers!
- >RHONDA. No! We gotta trick this thing, right? See? I'm trickin' it, I'm trickin' it! Trickin' it, I'm trickin' it!<
- It's what people who've known each other for a long time do. Come on!! HEY!! Quit it!! How many years years I know ya, I come all the way out here every Friday night, and I never been inside your house for beers?! That's unnatural. It's unnatural, // Rhonda! So let's do what's the natural thing to do and go inside and have some beers -- !
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RHONDA. I don't care what it is, I gotta trick this thing. Hey! Hey-hey-hey, DAVE!! Quit runnin' your suck!! I gotta look. At this thing.
DAVE. You're doin' it wrong!
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RHONDA. Shh!
DAVE. You gotta trick it, you gotta trick it! --
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RHONDA. Hey-hey-hey!, okay, okay!! I got somethin'!
DAVE. Yeah?
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RHONDA. Yeah! Yeah-yeah-yeah: Roadkill.
DAVE. What?
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RHONDA. Roadkill. Dead raccoon in the middle of the road.
DAVE. What? No! That's not what it is! --
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