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CHAD. Yeah. So, I'm guessin' I'm the big winner tonight, huh? So ... I get to pick tomorrow, and I pick bowiln'. We'll go bowlin', supper at the Snowmobile Club ... coupla beers at The Moose Paddy ... and just hang out.
- RANDY. I didn't say you're the big winner,
- >CHAD. What?<
- did I say you're the big winner?
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CHAD. No --
RANDY. No. All that's pretty sad, Chad, and bad, but you didn't win.
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CHAD. What do you mean?
RANDY. You didn't win.
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CHAD. You can beat bein' told you smelled bad?
RANDY. Yeah.
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CHAD. Well, then ...
RANDY. Mine's face broke.
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CHAD. What?
RANDY. Her face broke.
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CHAD. Her --?
RANDY. Only get one chance with a girl like Yvonne LaFrance, and her face brok. Told you it was bad.
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CHAD. How did her face break?
RANDY. When we were dancin'.
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CHAD. Dancin'?
RANDY. Yup.
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CHAD. Why were you dancin'?
RANDY. 'Cause that's what she wanted to do. On our date. So I took her. Took her dancin' down to the rec center. You pay, then you get a lesson, then you dance all night. THey teach "together dancing," how to dance together, and we learned that thing where you throw the girl up and over, and, Yvonne -- well, she's pretty small ... and I'm pretty strong. And I threw her up and over, and well ... I threw her ... over ... over. And she landed on her face. And it broke. Had to take her to the emergency room.
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CHAD. That's a drive.
RANDY. Thirty-eight miles.
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CHAD. Yup.
RANDY. And she cried.
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CHAD. Hate that.
RANDY. Whole way. Then had me call her old boyfriend to come get her.
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