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WOMAN. Ow! What the hell was that?!//
Oh! I'm sorry. // Did that hurt?
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WOMAN. God!
MAN. Oh, it did, didn't it?
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WOMAN. Ow!
MAN. Oh, I didn't think it would 'cause, see, ironing boards are not on my list of things that can hurt you, but, gosh, maybe they should be on my list, because--
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WOMAN. What are you talkin' about?
MAN. I have a list of things that can hurt you, my brother Paul is helping me make it, and ironing boards aren't on it.
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WOMAN. Well, that ironing board hurt me.
MAN. Yeah.
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WOMAN. So you should add it to your list.
MAN. Yeah, Should I be afraid of ironing boards?
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WOMAN. Well, if someone swings it at your head and wallops you with it, yes ..
MAN. Well, it's not -- I have a list of things to be afraid of, too -- and ironing boards are not on this list either.
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WOMAN. Well they shouldn't be, really.
MAN. No?
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WOMAN. No, you shouldn't be afraid of ironing boards.
MAN. No?
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WOMAN. No.
MAN. But they can hurt you.
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WOMAN. Yeah.
MAN. So I should be afraid of them.
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WOMAN. No.
MAN. So I shouldn't be afraid of them?
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WOMAN. Right.
MAN. But they can hurt me.
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