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WOMAN. Oh, no! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! oh ... I didn't see you, are you okay?!?
MAN. Yeah
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WOMAN. No you're not!! I smashed you with the ironing board, I wasn't even looking! Are you hurt?
MAN. No.
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WOMAN. Oh, you must be!! I just smashed you! Where did I get you?
MAN. In the head.
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WOMAN. In the head!?! Oh, come here, are you okay?
MAN. Is there any blood?
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WOMAN. No.
MAN. Any discoloration?
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WOMAN. No.
MAN. Then I'm okay.
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WOMAN. Well I'm gonna go get you some ice.
MAN. No. I can't feel things like that.
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WOMAN. Like what?
MAN. Like when I get smashed in the head with an ironing board. I don't get hurt.
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WOMAN. What?
MAN. I can't feel pain.
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WOMAN. Oh, Jeezum Crow, what the hell have I done to you? >
MAN. Nothin'--
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WOMAN. You're talkin' loopy, listen to you, goin' on about not being able to feel pain, that's delusional, I've knocked te sense right outta ya!
MAN. No, I'm okay.
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WOMAN. Shh! Listen: I was gonna be a nurse, so I know: You're hurt. You just took a good shot right to the head, and that's serious.
MAN. No, it's not serious. I don't think an ironing board could really hurt your head, 'cause, see, ironing boards aren't on my list of things that can hurt you, > WOMAN. What is--? < plus, there's no blood or discoloration from where I got hit, so ... > WOMAN. Well, you can be hurt and not be bleeding or bruised-- < And my list is pretty reliable, 'cause my brother Paul is helping me make it, and I can prove it to you: See, I bet if I took this ironing board, like this, and hit you with it, that it wouldn't hurt you, see?,// that didn't hurt.
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