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Mushniik ushers Audrey back into shop, goes for newpaper but she gets there first. He sits on window seat and phone rings. He goes to answer it but it stops as he does. Wino's entre shop.
- Look at that! (to god)
- Six o'clock and we didn't sell so much as a naked lady,
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Audrey: A naked Lady?
Seymour: It's a plant.
- I guess this is it.
- Don't bother coming in tomorrow.
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Audrey: You don't mean.
Seymore: You can't mean.
- What, what what don't I mean?
- I mean I'm closed,
- forget it,
- kaput!
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Audrey: You can't.
- Kaput! Extinct!
- I'm closing this God and customer
- forsaken place.
- (Go to put up closed sign puts hat on)
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Seymore: Mr Mushnik forgive me for saying so....Audrey: ..both thinking that maybe some of his strange and interesting plants...Seymore: I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today. Audrey: There now isn't that bizarre?
- (double take)
- My God?
- What kind of a weirdo plant is that Seymour?
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Seymore: I don' know....Audrey: After me? Seymore: You see sir, if you put a strange and interesting plant like this here in the window, maybe-
- Maybe what?
- Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
- Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window,
- people don't suddenly....
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Customer: Excuse me.. DA DOO SONG.
Customer: Well that's an unusual story and a fascinating plant. Oh- I may as well take fifty dollars worth of roses while I'm here.
Fifty dollars!
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Audrey: Fifty dollars!
Seymore: Fifty dollars.
Yes-sir, right away sir! (To customer)
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Customer: Can you break a hundred?
- A hundred. (Take the note)
- Er...no..I'm afaid we er
- Closed the register for the day.
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Customer: Well then, I'll just have to take twice as many, won't I?
Twice as many!
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Audrey: Twice as many!
Seymore: Twice as many!
- A hundred dollars-worth?
- Yes-sir.
- Right away sir.
- Audrey, my darling, kindly fetch this gentleman one hundred dollars worth of our finest red American Beauty roes!
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Customer: Thank you very much. Yes sir that is on strange and interesting plant.
- Well don't just stand there!
- Quick! Quick! Quick!
- Put that plant-
- what you call it?
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Seymore: An Audrey Two.
- Put that Audrey Two in the window
- where the passers by can see it.
- My God, I'd never have believed it.
- (preparing to leave)My Children, I'm taking us to dinner!
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Audrey: Oh I'd love to Me Mushnik, but I have a date.
- Again the date with that nogoodnik?
- I'm telling you, Audrey,
- you don't need a date with him,
- you need major medical.
- He ain't a good kinda boy!
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Audrey: He's a professional.
What kind of professional drives a motorcycle and wears a black leather jacket?
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Audrey: He's a rebel, Mr Mushnik. But he makes good money. And besides he's the only fella I've got. Enjoy the dinner. Goodnight Seymore.
Seymour: Goodnight.
Poor Audrey.
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Seymour: Are we still going to dinner?
- You're not going anywhere, Krelborn.
- You're staying right here and taking care of this sick plant.
- How come it's fainting all the time?
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Seymour: I told you it's been giving me trouble. It just wilts like this. The Audrey Two in not a healthy girl.
- Strictly between us,
- neither is the Audrey One.
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Seymour: If only I knew what breed it is, what genus. But it's nowhere in the books.
- Well, Krelborn,
- my advice to you is you better figure it out
- and fast.
- Look what this exotic beauty did for business!
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Seymour: I know.
- So work, Seymour!
- Nurse that plant back to health.
- I'm counting on you.
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