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Mushnik: Moving the girls over to listen to the radio.
Seymore: Open six days a week, ten to six.
Interviewer: Well, thank you. This is Radio Station WSKID
- The address, the address!
- Mention the ...Oh well.
- It's still great advertising.
- Get up to sing.
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The girls grouped around Mushnik.
- I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
- IT COULDN'T BE HAPPENING.
- PINCH ME GIRLS
- (girls pinch him moves SC)
- IT COULDN'T BE HAPPENING
- ALL OF THIS SUDDEN SUCCESS
- COMING OUTA THE BLUE!
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D'DOO DOO DOO
DOO D'DOO DOO DOO
- (moves to shop)
- I PUT A SIGN UP
- RIGHT IN THE FRONT WINDOW
- AN ADVERSIEMENT
- RIGHT IN THE FRONT WINDOW
- "STOP IN AND SEE THE AMAZING NEW PLANT,AUDREY TWO"
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T'TWO TWO TWO
DOO D'DOO DOO DOO
- (move to front of stag)
- AND THE REALLY REMARKABLE THING
- IS THAT PEOPLE,
- THEY DO!
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D'DOO DOO DOO
DOOP, THEY SURE DOO DOO -DOO
- SEYMORE THAT TWERP OF A KLUTZ
- (point)
- FINALLY DID SOMETHING RIGHT
- AUDREY TWO DRIVES'EM NUTS
- (to girls)
- WHAT A BLESSING THIS WONDERFUUL PLANT SHOULD EXIST
- (money fingers)
- AND SHOULD RAKE IN THE BUCKS FOR ME HAND OVER FIST!
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Seymore: Well how'd I do?
Chiffon: You was great, Seymore.
Crystal: You sounded sexier then the Wolfman.
- But you didn't mention the address of the shop.
- How many times have I told you...
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Seymore: I'm sorry, I was nervous. Where's Audrey? She said she'd be here.
- Forget Audrey.
- I've got three more radio interviews lined up for tomorrow and the Skid Row Herald Examiner wants a picture!
- (gets camera)
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Seymore: If I had a mother she'd be so happy.
Ronnette: You're an overnight sensation Seymore. Who'da believed it?
Starts to sing
(Mushnik takes 3 pictures winding on film)
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Ronnette: ONE DAH HE PUSHED A BROOM NOTHIN IN HIS NEWS BUT GLOOM AND DOOM. THEN HE LIT A FUSE AND GIVE HIM ROOM STAND ASIDE AND WATCH THAT MOUNTAIN BLOW! EXPLOSION! BANG KERBOOM! DON'T IT GO TO SHOW YA NEVER KNOW?
MUSHNK EXITS ….
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WOW!POW!LOOK OUT BELOW!
DON'T IT GO TO SHOW
YA NEVER KNE?
(OFFSTAGE;) Krelborn!!
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