15-16

  1. Suddenly there is a crash from off R
    • (shouting)
    • What did you break now, Krelborn?
  2. Seymour: Nothing Mr Mushnik
    • (mumbling in Yiddish)
    • Aron g'vorn 
    • mashogna
    • mit tzibeleh
    • Klusts.
    • Over to window seat to eat a sandwich.
  3. Audrey appears
    So, she finally decides to come to work.
  4. Audrey; Good morning Mr Mushnik
    • What morning?
    • It's two o'clock in the afternoon.
    • Walk to Audrey
    • Not that we had a customer.
    • Who has customers when
    • you run a flower shop on Skid Row?
  5. Audrey: I'm sorry.
    (there is another load crash)
    • (shouting and looing to side)
    • Seymour,
    • what is going on back there?
  6. Seymour; Very little Mr Mushnik.
    • Audrey, you'd better go back there and see what he's ...
    • (Looks at her and turns her by her shoulder) Audrey.
    • Where'd you get that shiner?
  7. Audrey; Shiner?
    • Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours..
    • he's been beating up on you again?
    • (She doesn't answer)
    • Look, I know it's none of my business,
    • but I'm beginning to think he's maybe not such a nice boy.
  8. Audrey; You don't meet nice boys when you live on Skid Row, Mr Mushnik.
    Seymour; (enters) I got these plants re-potted for you Mr.. (He trips over and falls)
    • (shouting)
    • Seymour!
    • Look what you done to the inventory.
  9. Audrey; Don't yell at Seymour, Me Mushnik.
    Seymour; Hi, Audrey- you look radiant today. Is that new eye makeup?
    Audrey: I'll clean it up before any of the customers get here.
    Well that ought to give you plenty of time.

    • Look, God, what an existence I got!
    • Misfit employees,
    • (Drops sandwich on floor)
    • bums on the sidewalk,
    • business is lousy.
    • My life is a living hell.
  10. (Crystal and Chiffon fighting over a magazine)
    • You!
    • Urchins!
    • Off the stoop!
    • It ain't bad enough I got the winos permanently decorating the storefront?
    • I need you three worthless ragamuffins to complete the picture?
  11. Ronnette: Aw, we ain't bothering nobody. Are we Crystal?
    Crystal: No we're not Ronnette.
    You ought to be in work.
  12. Chiffon: We're on the split shift.
    Ronnette: Right. We went to work one day then we split.
    How do you intend to better yourselves?
  13. Crystal: Better ourselves? Mister when your from Skid Row, ain't no such thing.
    Song DOWN TOWN. Mushnik sits on the stoop reading a paper.
  14. Downtown, where the food is slop.
    • DOWNTOWN,
    • WHERE THE HOP-HEADS FLOP IN THE SNOW.
    • DOWN ON SKID ROW.
  15. Seymour: WHERE DEPRESSION'S JEST STATUS QUO!
    • DOWNTOWN, THERE'S NO RULES FOR US.
    • DOWNTOWN, CAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS.
    • DOWNTOWN,  WHERE THE RAINBOW'S JUST DON'T SHOW!
    • WHEN YOU LIVE.
    • DOWNTOWN,WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE.
    • DOWTOWN, PAST THE BOTTOM LINE.
    • DOWNTOWN, GO ASK ANY WINO HE'LL NOW.
Author
brian
ID
340416
Card Set
15-16
Description
15-16
Updated