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(Kaa) She is a beauty.
(Chief) Shiny!
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(Kaa) And almost brand spankin’ new. This model is the most popular in the city.
(Chief) We don’t drive much.
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(Kaa) Not a problem. You’ll save on gas that way. But you will look slick in this thing.
(Chief) You think!
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(Kaa) Absolutely. And check it out....the back seat is roomy.
(Chief) Very.
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(Kaa) Enough for all of your friends to join you.
(Chief) Do you have anything in red?
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(Kaa) The red one is an upgrade.
(Chief) Oh.
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(Kaa) BUT for six easy installments, you can get the car of your dreams.
(Chief) Installements?
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(Kaa) But Wait! There is more.
(Chief) There is?
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(Kaa) Yes, my friend. Much more. This is not only about looking good.
(Chief) It isn’t?
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(Kaa) No! What about the safety of your loved ones? The safety of your tribe!
(Chief) What do you mean?
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(Kaa) Walking around in this neighborhood is dangerous. BUT, if you had this sweet ride,
you could go anywhere you wanted.
(Chief) We could go anywhere!
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(Kaa) And you could do it in style.
(Chief) I like style.
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(Kaa) Look, I’m not supposed to do this, but you seem like a nice monkey , I can give you
the “friends and family” discount.
(Chief) Really?
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(Kaa) It will just take a minute. Come on in to the office with me and let’s make a deal.
(Chief) But I have to take care of some things.
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(Kaa) There is no time like the present, friend. It won’t take long.
(Chief) Are you sure?
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(Kaa) You owe it to your friends. They deserve this and so do you.
(Chief) What if I change my mind?
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(Kaa) Then we will tear up the contract and I’ll send you on your way.
(Chief) What about my friends?
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(Kaa) Bring them with you. I’ve got sodas and coffee.
(Monkeys) Soda?
(Kaa) And popcorn.
(Monkeys) Popcorn!
(Chief) Maybe I could come back tomorrow.
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(Kaa) The discount offer is for today and today only.
(Chief) Only today?
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(Kaa) I guarantee you that you won’t regret this deal. Come on, what do you say?
(Chief) Okay. But you promise this won’t take long?
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