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Mr Bennet reading a book. Mrs Bennet: Mr Bennet, Mr Bennet, have you heard? Netherfield is let at last. Do you not want to know who has taken it?
I am sure you will tell me, whether I want to know or not.
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Mrs B: Mrs long says that it is taken by a young man of large fortune from the north. His name is Mr Bingley and he's single! Oh, what a fine thing for our girls!
How so?
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Mrs B: Mr Bennet you must know I am thinking of his marrying one of them.
Does HE know this is why he has moved into the neighbourhood?
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Mrs B: He must know and that is why you must visit him as soon as he comes.
You and the girls may go.
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Mrs B : But it's only proper that you visit him first.
I'll send a few words by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying whichever girl he chooses.
Though I must throw in a good work for Lizzy.
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Mrs B : But it's only proper that you visit him first.
- I'll send a few words by you to assure him of my hearty consent to his marrying whichever girl he chooses.
- Though I must throw in a good work for Lizzy.
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Mrs B You will do no such thing. Oh, how you take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves.
- I have a high respect for your nerve.
- They are old friends.
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Lydia: Will Mr Bingley be at the ball?
Mrs B : I believe he will.
Kitty and Lydia sequel with delight.
Then Mrs Long may introduce him for she surely will have met him by then.
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Mrs B: I do not believe she will do any such thing. She is selfish, hypocritical woman and I have no opinion of her.
Well, what do we do than about Mr Bingley?
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Mrs B: Oh, I don't care anymore. Do what you like. None of you listen to me.
- I'm sorry to hear that .
- If had known that this morning I would not have called on him.
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Song Wedding Bells; SMILE AND CURTSEY EVERY CHANCE YOU GET AND MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT TALK ECESSIVELY.
That's the best advice you've given yet.
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HARK I THIN I'm HEARING WEDDING BELLS!
Lydia: Father>
Hmm?
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Lydia; About Mr Bingley.
IS HE HANSOME?
Couldn't say.
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Kitty: IS HE TALL?
Average really.
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DOES HE LIKE TO DANCE WITH YOUNGER GIRLS? OR DOES HE DANCE AT ALL?
Lydia: IS HE SLENDER?
More then I.
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Kitty: LOVELY HAIR?
He has hair.
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........ DID HE CLIMB THE PYRANSS@
Yes, yes.
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Mr B: Girls leave your father in peace. Here.
IS HE HANSOME?
This is madness.
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IS HE TALL?
Save me lord.
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WERE HIS FURNINGS EXPENSIV. DID HE SAY HE'S PAY A CALL. DID HE FEED YOU?
No.
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OH, HIS MANNERS THEN ARE CIVIL.
Are you finished with your drivel?
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HE'LL BE THOUGHTLESS YES AND TOOTHLESS. WELL TEETH DON'T MAKE A MAN COMPLETE. BUT THEY ARE USEFUL IF YOU EAT!
- Now now.
- Let me assure you all
- you will find Mr Bingley
- perfect in every way.
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HE IS SLENDER
WHAT A RACKETT.
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HE'S A MAN
- GIVE ME SOME PEACE
- SOME BLESSED PEACE
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SOON WE'LL BE SAYING OUR FAIR WELL
OUR FOND FAIR
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I THINK I'M HEARING. WAIT?
WHY?
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I THINK I'M HEARING YES!
OH!
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I'M SURE I'M HEARING WED..
SHE'S ALWAYS HEARING WEDDING BELLS...
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WEDDING BELLS! WEDDING BELLS.
- I'm going to find somewhere quiet to read
- and if I die trying
- so much the better.
exits
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