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Why in the world would anyone put olives in a Gibson.
I got a question. How can you give up the footlights when you know very well you got grease paint n your veins
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Victor please.
- Oh Janet. I am begging you. Dump the mug, stay with the Follies. I'll give you anything you want. I'll..I'll..oh fine. I'll put your name above mine on the marque.
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Show Off ends
G1Well Mr Feldzieg, It is painfully obvious thaf Ms Van De Graaff has no desire to continue a life on the stage. G2 Can't you see it's killing her soul.
Don't warry boys. This isn't over yet.
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Yeah, I'm surprised she didn't do an oncore. SHOW OFF ENCORE. Blackout, MAN OOps Girl At Sea, which won an Oscar for special affects.
CSF:Okay, begging and groveling didn't work. On to plan B. And for that I'm going to need an accomplice. Someone gullible with lose morals. I need a, what do you call'em, a European.
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In walks Aldolpho .... it had been partially consumed by his poodles. Well, he was only partially consumed.
Excuse me, I don't think we've met.
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I am Aldolpho.
You are Aldolpho?
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Yes, I am Aldolpho.
Not, the Aldolpho?
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Ye, I am Aldolpho.
Funny, you don't look like a scoundrel.
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Yes...WHAT?
Why, just now I overheard the Groom saying that Aldolpho is a scoundrel. I just heard him says that.
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What, Aldolpho a scoundrel?
Those very words.
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Aldolpho is a scoundrel!
It's like I'm hearing it again.
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This is outrageous. He is saying this to people...to beautiful ladies, with breasts fro making love. Why I must...I must..
Yes you must, you must take matters into your own hands,.
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Yes, I must take this groom into my hands and kill him.
Yes, No! Don't kill him. Just hurt him enough so he can't get married.
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Show me the groom...Wait!
What!
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What kind of a man is this groom? A big man?
Well ..
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A burley fellow?
Well, he's big on the outside.
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No, o ,no Adlolpho will not fight a big man. Small, pale, wheezy little dwarf people far away. But not a big man.
- So you're a lover not a fighter.(moving to his left side.)
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Yes Aldolpho is a lover of beautiful ladies. Some say I am the King of romance.
Well, you know what they say, the best way to get revenge on a man is through his....
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Door?
No...The best way to get back at a man is though his....?
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Window!
No...Revenge, back at a man...through his...
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Through his, there is no other ways !!! I'm not Santa Claus coming down a chimney.
Through his woman!!!
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Ahh! Through his woman.
Yes Aldolpho!! You must seduce his woman!!
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Aldolpho will make love to bride! that will show people Aldolpho is no scoundrel. Show me to this bride...Whit!!
What? (in his voice)
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What kind of woman is his bride? A big woman.
No..
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A burley woman.
No! she's the cat's pajamas.
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Pajamas?
She's a looker. An attractive lady!
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Ah Show me to this cat in pajamas! Aldolpho will make her purr-r
Stop it.
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Like a cat in pjamas.
Ahhh! (leaving SR)
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