States

A*L

A*LS

(needs the "S" to differentiate it from Alabama)

A*RZ

(needs the Z to differentiate it from Arkansas)

A*R

KA*L

KO*L

KO*PB

TK*EL

TPHRO*R

(The floor of the US, is Florida)

SKWRO*RPBLG

WH*EU

• (wheu sounds like WHY? Why not go to Hawaii?)
• (or, Why the two ii's at the end of Hawaii?)

AO*EUD

(I'd rather not go to Idaho)

*EULS

(winters in Illinois makes us ills... )

*EUPBD

W*U

• (I owe whhhaaa? )
• (or woo woo Iowa)

KA*PBZ

K*UBG

HRAO*UZ

M*E

(Who belongs in Maine? Me!)

PHA*EURLD

PHA*SZ

(mass- hence the sz ending)

PH*EUGS

PH*EUPB

PH*EUPS

PH*EUZ

PH*OPB

TPH*EB

TPH*EFB

TPHAO*UFPL

(new ump)

TPHAO*URPBLG

(Nurge or Nurj)

TPHAO*PL

(Noom)

TPHO*ERBG

(Nork)

TPHO*ERL

(Norl)

TPHO*ERD


(Nord)

HO*EU

(Ho-I)

AO*BG

(Oklahoma is A OK!)

O*RG

P*EPB

(Pennsylvania is Penn State!)

RAO*EULD

(Don't get RILED up in Rhode Island!)

SKA*EURL

(Scare-L)

SKO*ET

(Scoat)

T*PB

(The two "T" states don't have vowels)

T*BGS

(The two "T" states don't have vowels)

AO*UT

("What the hell's a 'yout'", Judge- My Cousin Vinny)

SR*URPLT

(Vermont is full of vurments {varmints})

SR*URPBLG

(Virginia is on the verge of the Mason/Dixon line) (I know, it's actually a state down, but close enough- work with me here!)

WA*UGS

(Wash)

W*URPBLG

(Wurge or Wurj, just sorta stuck in my head that way)

W*EUFBG

• (Take no risk in Wisc.)
• (I think of someone saying RISK with a speech impediment)

WO*EPL

(Woam)

KWRAO*UPBS

(yoons)

PHAERBG

(mayrk)

KWRA*EURBGS

(Yaerx)

KWRAO*US

(Yoo S)

KWRAO*US/A*EU

(Yoo S/ A)

STKR*UPL

(I got nothing, still haven't memorized this sucker)

WA*UGS/TK*K

(Wash D*ck) tee hee...

WHOUS

(wow s)

KWRAEPL

OERLD