n. a verbal denunciation characterized by harsh, insulting language; a tirade (link: the cook unleashed a philippic when his new helper couldn't flip it)
Pinguid
adj. fat (linke a pinguid penguin)
Pinion
v. to bind the winds so as not to fly; to confine (link: the pins pinioned the butterfly wings)
Pious
adj. devout or virtuous; holy (a pious pie)
Plethora
n. a state or excessive fullness; superabundance
Pliable
adj. receptive to change; easily persuaded or controlled; easily bent or twisted (link: a pliable bull convinced he can fly)
Plucky
adj. brace and spirited; courageous (link: a plucky ducky)
Polarize
v. to break up in opposing factions or groups (link: The Eskimos could not settle their differences and decided to polarize the polar ice)